How To Write (And Finish) Your Book in 5 Easy Steps

Tell everyone you know you’re going away for three months, preferably six.  When they ask where, tell them somewhere with no internet or phone signal or pets (see Step Two).

A room by the water in the Norwegian fjords should do the trick…

Or a cabin in the mountains just five minutes away.

If your cat does insist on coming with you, make sure you also take an external hard drive (you have no internet, remember) and Save Save Save. That way you won’t panic when dear Catkins dashes across your keyboard and hits the delete key. So what if your entire manuscript just vanished before your eyes? Who cares? Not Catkins. He’s calculated with at least five lives left, he’s got nothing to lose: if he can wrap presents, he can help you…

Write Your Book.

So far, so good. But a few weeks in, you sit down to write and you freeze. You stare at the screen and you hate what you read. Oh no, this isn’t happening, not now. You pace the room like a caged beast ranting to yourself. You’ve lost your mind  Call yourself a writer? You can’t write. You’re an imposter and your writing’s crap. Your mind’s a jumble of no good for nothing. Yes, that’s right…

You’re In Writer’s Block Hell.

But do not fear. All is not lost. 

Pull something from the jumble and focus.  If a gnome can live happily in a gravy boat strung with five pretty lights, you can write your book. Okay?

If that doesn’t work, you need inspiration…

Take a walk by the sea and declutter.

You never know who you might bump into…

How about a five-piece metal band to mess with stimulate your mind?



And when you’ve done all that, pop the bubbly: of the 97% of writers who start their book but never finish, you’re one of the 3% who didn’t quit. High-fives, cheers and congratulations…

You Did It!


NB: This is my entry for the Bloggers Bash Blog Post Competition 2019. The theme is any subject with the number ‘Five’.


About Sherri Matthews

Sherri is a writer with work published in print magazines, anthologies and online. As a young British mum of three, she emigrated to California and stayed for twenty years. Today she lives in England's West Country, a full-time carer within her family. Her current WIP after completing her memoir is a psychological thriller.
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71 Responses to How To Write (And Finish) Your Book in 5 Easy Steps

  1. Marina Sofia says:

    Gorgeous pictures! I’m *sure* I could finish my book if I were in such a paradise.

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  2. Elisabeth Nelson says:

    I love this blog Sherri. You will definitely be one of the 3% that finishes your book despite a million interruptions. Your photos are lovely and list your 5 steps perfectly. Well done!! MUMBLY xx

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  3. TanGental says:

    and dare I ask where you are on that specific spectrum just now?! Or is that just cruel?

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  4. purpleslob says:

    Excellent!! I’ll have my book, sans catkins, done in a jiffy! Thanks for giving me the secrets! 😉

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  5. If you’re not already there, I already know you’re going to be one of the 3% and you don’t need a fancy retreat to do it in 🙂

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  6. Are we there yet, are we there yet? Is this a teaser? Wherever you are – hugs! ❤

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  7. Gorgeous photos, Sherri. Now I’m wondering just how close you are to finishing your memoir. Hope you’re winning. Good to see you again. 😘👏🏻

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  8. You rose to another challenge very well, Sherri. It was a fun read. Hoping you are close to the bubbly step. 🙂 Hugs, M

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  9. Thank you so much for this! Very encouraging as I write my first… I settle for a weekend getaway once in a while but I’ve been fantasizing months at a time! Looking forward to following your journey here and I thanked Andrea for sending me your way.

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  10. Diane Box says:

    Oh my gosh Sherri you truly never cease to amaze! What a delight to read as tears of laughter stream down my face. That is just priceless and a great way to start my Monday here in America! 😊😅💕

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  11. A great entry Sherri. Good luck in the competition.

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  12. dgkaye says:

    Lol Sher, such a fun and clever post. You’re rockin’ it girl!!! You persevere and soldier on like a true warrior woman. You’ve got this! ❤ xoxo

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  13. You just won the contest, Sherri! Look at the last photo again… It’s a trophy!! ❤

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  14. Norah says:

    Yay! You did it, Sherri. What a fantastic post. I hope you win. But you’re always a winner to me. Congratulations on sticking it out and seeing it through.

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  15. Pat says:

    Hang in there, Sherri. You’ve got this! Love and hugs. ❤ 🙂

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  16. Ste J says:

    Only 3%, that makes us all seem staggeringly lazy. I loved this inspiring and enjoyable jaunt through book writing. How I crave some time and a Norwegian fjord!

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    • I still haven’t done my post about the fjords…seems like a distant dream though ‘only’ 6 months ago…but yeah, me too, it seemed to me the perfect place in which to escape for writing inspiration and uncluttered days. And so we dream 🙂 Thank you, Ste!

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  17. Thank you, Sherri, for this fabulous post. I just finished my editing overhaul of Through the Nethergate yesterday Whoopee! Now for the minor edits.

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  18. Dearest Sherri, this is great. You made me chuckle, plus I feel great affinity with what you are saying. I think a Norwegian fjord would do me very nicely just now. Looking forward to seeing you soon and plugging into your positivity. Lots of love, hugs and kisses xxxxxxxx

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    • Let’s go!! I’m thrilled you found this positive and uplifting and it gave you a chuckle, dearest Sarah and yes, indeed, will be lovely to see you again very soon! Lots of love, hugs and kisses back to you! 🙂 xxxxxxxxx

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  19. Mike M says:

    I am in awe of your craft and how brilliantly you use it.

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  20. Charli Mills says:

    Let’s escape to the fjords, Sherri! Catkins came come, too (I have an external drive and a warranty)! Your post made me laugh. I think it’s a brilliant entry! Keep at it like heavy metal!

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    • Ahh…now that would be amazing, Charli! If I had placed a bigger bet on the Grand National (I picked the winner, 2nd and fourth place, ’tis all true!) believe you me, we would be going right now and Catkins would be with us, first class all the way, naturally! Haha…I was thinking of you with the external hard drive… 😉 My prize no matter what placing is knowing it made you laugh…that’s the best…that and the idea of us rocking out to some real heavy metal in a Scandi bar drinking Viking beer somewhere in the middle of nowhere 😀 😀 ❤

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  21. Love this Sherri. Great humorous touch which we can all relate to as writers! Lol. 🙂 x

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  22. Prior... says:

    this was funny and inspiring at the same time –
    and to this:
    gnome can live happily in a gravy boat strung with five pretty lights….


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